Monday, March 27, 2006

conquest

Last weekend, I Puni-napped and the two of us tore up the town. We, along with the roomamte, finagled our way into Toro for dinner without a reservation (really just because we're so freaking cute). So we ordered a bunch of tapas, needless to say the food that we got was great--not so much the service. The server forgot both my main dish and just ignored my request about dessert. After the second mishap, I complained to the owner (whoops!) and ended up getting $25.00 gift certificate out of the deal. The high point of dinner was when a man at another table yelled out, "GENTLEMENT START YOUR LIVERS! DRINK AND BE MERRY!" Classic.

After dinner we went home, pre-gamed at home, then went down to Fat Bob's for trivia. It was a good time...except that Puni got spilled on my Corey's little brother! lol. In lieu of the spillage, we got free drinks. After a few rounds, we headed to 67 West. The roommate went home at this point and Puni and I went on to cause some trouble.

Once at 67 West, we went to hang up our coats...Puni promptly told these boys that it was her birthday, so they asked how old she was. Apparently they must have been underage (not to be confused later with The Minor) because they thought she was '0ld' at 24. So we immediately ditched and went to the back of the bar...where I was fated to meet: The Minor. The minor was super cute and wearing corduroy! lol. he was 23 (or so he said) and we got talking. Eventually he had to leave with one of his friends but he promised he'd be back. We went back inside and ran into Victor and his friends James. James like Puni a WHOLE lot and bought her and me (thanks to her just ordering me one!! LOL) drinks. We then promptly ditched James and just talked to Victor. Annnnnddd....after just a little bit more, we headed to a new bar.

I wanted to show Puni a certain infamous bar...SUB - ZERO....and on our way down the stairs, we heard this man screaming at us, "HEY! HEY! I KNOW YOU!" And I look up and it's the RN's roommate! Oh dear. So Puni and I walk back up and the RN's roommate tells me that: 1. RN had no business dating me in the first place and 2. RN had no business letting it end. so cute and quite frankly it was nice closure to the whole deal. Well, Puni and I left to go to SoHo and...RN's roommate and 'Jamal' followed.

Well, after talking to RN's roommate and Jamal, we decided to ditch and find new boys. Well, I found Dominic and Puni found Eugene "weenie" Carl, the Third. Dominic and I were dancing for a while...good rump shaker. On break from the dance floor, I went to visit Puni and her new boy (who was super cute)...who promptly said something about moving to NC. So I decide to inform him that he was very lucky because he would be down with 'Lowed'---clearly, Eugene had no clue. So he asked Puni "who's Lowed?" Puni then had to confess that we like to speak with fake impediments and that Lored was one of our friends.

Dominic hadn't come straight back, but I didn't want to stalk, so I sent Puni Dominic-hunting. She was successful, found him, he came back....but two seconds later the MINOR showed up! He had somehow found me again, eventhough I moved bars. Well...the Minor had his agenda and so did Eugene and the rest, as they say is history. Two boys, two numbers given out, both gals got calls. good work and good night. lol.

p.s. this is the adbridged version.

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